01401cim a2200229 4500 202062134 TxAuBib 20090819120000.0 060919s2006||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9780739304099 29.95 0739304097 29.95 TxAuBib Flagg, Fannie. Can't Wait to Get to Heaven [audiobook]. Random House, Inc., 2006. 5 CD, 6 hrs. Elmwood springs ; 3 Life is the strangest thing. One minute, Mrs. Elner Shimfissle is up in her tree, picking figs, and the next thing she knows, she is off on an adventure she never dreamed of, running into people she never in a million years expected to meet. Meanwhile, back home, Elner’s nervous, high-strung niece Norma faints and winds up in bed with a cold rag on her head; Elner’s neighbor Verbena rushes immediately to the Bible; her truck driver friend, Luther Griggs, runs his eighteen-wheeler into a ditch–and the entire town is thrown for a loop and left wondering, “What is life all about, anyway?” Except for Tot Whooten, who owns Tot’s Tell It Like It Is Beauty Shop. Her main concern is that the end of the world might come before she can collect her social security. 20060919. Book on CD. Elmwood springs ; 3.